What factors does a gentleman need to take into account before deciding to use prostitutes?

I am a gentleman, I feel like having some fun and making love to some prostitutes but I am afraid I will be stigmatized. I'm not that old by the way (30). I'm thinking about heading into a brothel.
What factors does a gentleman need to take into account before deciding to use prostitutes?
Firstly, only go to a legal brothel. Your privacy is assured and most high class legal brothels practice strict health codes that require their ladies to have routine health checks.





Take cash if you can. Even though most high class brothels bill under a different business name (mine goes under a data entry company name) it is still 'easier' to pay cash.





Make sure you know what your money will get you in regards to the service. Some dodgy brothels will say charge AU$300 for the hour but when you get in the room you'll need to pay extra for kissing, oral etc. Again most high class brothels will include sex, oral sex (both ways), kissing and hand relief as part of their standard service. Things like anal, doubles and fantasies are extra.





Don't ever go to a brothel that doesn't suppy their own condoms - that is illegal and dodgy as they should be taking the initiative in regards to their workers health.





When you call the enquire about the services, also ask about parking. The more discreet the better.





Also ask when is the quietest time to visit - for a first time visitor it can be overwhelming so it's best to go when the brothel is quiet.





When you get there is may be better to ask for a specific 'type' of lady. If you don't you may be 'intro-ed' by up to 20 ladies (depending on how many are on).





In the intro - if you want something that isn't in the usual service - ask the lady that you are interested in (or ask the madam if any ladies provide any extras that you may be interested in, then only intro to them) what they offer and what they charge. Don't leave it 'til you are in the room as you may be disappointed and asking in their only annoys the worker.





Good luck with your decision - I hope it is everything you want it to be.








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In response to some of the other answers:





JOHN B: How am I not a 'proper woman' ??? And the porridge reference is just plain stupid - or don't you use condoms at all ???





Maca, Alliesei, Mark90 and Kevin: Bit judgemental aren't you ??? Our clients can be gentlemen, we can be nice and our lives aren't necessarily at risk.





鈾メ儲鈾?caroline 鈾メ儲鈾?: So it is OK when women are 5luts, just not hookers ???





Keely H: Here are some factors YOU should consider:


a) Applying several condoms all at the same time can INCREASE the risk of the condoms not working (including tearing or coming off).


b) You watch too many movies.


c) Does the words 'regular health check' mean any thing to you - I bet I have more regular health checks and take more precautions than most tarts you'll find ready to put out at the pub.


d) Refer to answer 'c'


e) At least you are getting some seriously talented sexual activity.


f) Not all clients are ugly - I can instantly recall a number of my regulars who are quite attractive and infact I routinely see a famous American celeb when ever he comes to Australia . . . . . . . and he is seriously HOT.





Oh, and for all this I most probably pay more in tax than you earn in a year.
Reply:factors to consider:


a) can i apply several condoms all at the same time


b) do i value my life - am i scared of dying


c) does the word aids appeal to me


d) how about crabs, or other std's


e) do i really want to go where millions have gone before me?


f) AM I THAT UGLY THAT I NEED TO PAY FOR IT?????
Reply:Ermm, well just dont tell people an go to amsterdam? Its perfectly socially acceptable there - oh an stay there =) we dont need people like you willing to promote sex traffiking in the UK and tempting women to risk their lives in the process.
Reply:in most countries it is illegal plus being caught will get you a criminal record also there are known cases throughout the world of guys catching std's even hiv etc from infected women its not worth it u could be conned given something nasty find a nice lass and see how things go seriously mate not worth it
Reply:I suggest you try Internet dating or even regular dating before you have to resort to this. Just chat women up and hopefully one of them will be drunk or desperate enough (or both!) to entertain you.
Reply:Keep your trousers up and go out and get a proper woman, unless you feel like stirring somebody Else's "porridge".
Reply:Well you might want to rethink the moniker 'gentleman'.
Reply:Wow. You are a REAL gentleman...
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